INSTRUCTIONS
HERE!
Somewhere up ahead along life's bend, you'll find a man named Skitter Dunn. And no, he's no ordinary man. For, it's been said that to get to know him even a little, you have to walk with him a thousand miles. And to know him a lot...well, that can only come when you're back on your lonesome- unpackin' whatever curiosities you had about the 'ol coot, for a thousand more.
For he's a complicated man. Compounded by the fact that he hardly says much. But when he gets a'goin'- ramblin' on about the mysteries of our universe...man...and the dance between the two...or how he just so happened upon some kind'a shiny new nugget that can turn this world as we know it on its ear...well, all I can say is, "go take a stump and watch." For right there in that moment...the sky will not only smile...but even the trees'll bend over to take a listen.
And...
Qualifies
(Once completed...)
NOW. Regardless whether you're
HERE
because you STUMBLED on this site
(or you plan to HELP ABOVE at any level)...
that
you for Skitter's
One-Of-A-Kind Grand Raffle!
A
3-Day, 4-Night Stay
at his Cabin...in the
Beautiful San Bernardino Mountains
of California!
Interested?
A Few Skitter Facts...
> after Chasing, killing & Plucking A chicken at the age of 4 on the farm, he Plopped it on the porch to cook for supper.
> Upon moving to a new town at the age of 9, he beat up the neighborhood bully before hearing of his rabid reputation.
> Taught Wilderness Craft at 16 & was known for his 'woods' smarts, resourcefulness & going barefoot most the time.
> Worked 27 jobs in 5 states while obsessing over 100 self-cobbled together biz concepts without ever finding his groove.
> Invented a rollable, solar food dehydrator for meats, fruits & vegetables, driven by a passion for 'Prep' & 'Survival.'
> tired of the big city, he grew a hat & headed to the mountains & the pacific Crest Trail to face the ghosts of his past.
> There, they went toe-to-toe with him...showin' him the 13 supernatural events that routed his life forever.
> Wrote over 750 poems & sayings in his life that has never seen daylight...that he's kept in hiding to this day.
> And some say he can still knock a crow off a stump with a rock at sixty yards.
Can You
Bear It?
JUST GOTTA HAVE MORE SKITTER?
Enter your address for his weekly emails...and in them, you'll not only get more Skitter, but updates on his hiking (via his YouTube videos), and his releases, book and raffle!
Under construction by Skitter, aka George Lundberg Johnson, this story of his most unusual life is something that will prove to be not only an epic read for most, but perhaps even a beloved future classic.
Designed with the purpose-driven wanderer in mind...or the person thinking about hitting the trail to find their true purpose in life!
Prepare to laugh, cry, and wonder why...as Skitter holds nothing back...in true Forest Gumpian fashion!
And while there's thousands
of "Meaning of Life" and "Destiny" books out there,
mark my word. There's NOTHING like Skitter's
own story...and his adventure...told
his own way.
Pre-Orders Targeted For Summer, 2020!
And since Skitter can't survive a day without your support...LOOK at what his latest contributors JUST received...
And folks...regardless the level of your participation in the adventure...Skitter just wants you to know how happy he is, in you just bein' here!!!
Raffle drawing scheduled for Spring 2021.
